"Q" the Enchanter

I am an enchanter. There are some who call me..."Q."

Those interested in knowing my "true" identity can click
here. (Same goes for those interested in knowing whence comes my ridiculous pseudonym.)

Genealogy. I am the blogger formerly known as "Tadlow Windsor II," proprietor of the blog Strange Doctrines in its incarnation from 2003 to 2005. (Someone else adopted the mantle in 2006.)

Minutiae:

• I'm a B.A. in philosophy and a licensed attorney in the state of California. What do I do? Play country music.
• I was brought up in Barbados, West Indies, where I had a pet monkey named "Togo."
• I once told Simon Cowell (addressing him thus: "Hey, guy") to "back off" because he pulled his Bentley (MSRP $170,000 ) too close to my Kia (MSRP $13,000). I tell you, the man is a menace.
• Sign: Virgo. Thinking about converting to Sagittarius, though, because I'm skeptical that Virgo is an authentic astrological category.
• I have never been abducted by aliens, though I did wind up marrying one.