Some time back I did a festival with Trace Adkins. Now, Trace is the quintessence of your country man. Very big, tall, muscular, macho, überpatriotic. (If you don't "support our troops," he will kick your ass.) He's even been shot--by his wife, no less.
Trace's dirty little secret, though, is his hair--which is very long and very luxurious. I mean, it's downright gorgeous.
The irony of course being that despite all his macho posturing, he almost certainly spends more time just conditioning his hair than most women spend on their entire beauty regime.
Everyday in every way...