In Other News...

[Treoblogging] Heard on the radio while somewhere between Elburn, IL and Centerville, IA:

A motorist collided with a parked car on Oak St. last Tuesday. Frank Johnson was driving west-bound on Oak and apparently did not see the automobile parked there. There were no injuries reported, but it was estimated that the damage to both vehicles could reach $500.    

In other news, police issued several citations to underage patrons at [local bar name]. Jefferson High School seniors Cindy Smith, Jackie Freeman, Jon Davis and Katie Winslip were all fined $75 for the offense....