Meta and Meta

Dissipation

It's pretty common that I'll be playing a gig and someone will approach me and say how hearing me play makes them wish they had time to practice. But, you know, work and all that.

Funny thing is, I'm a guitarist, and I don't have time to practice -- I'm way too busy just trying to find a gig.* (And when I do find one, well, let's just say the actual playing I wind up doing typically ain't exactly pushing me to my limits.)

If you want to have the leisure time and other resources required to work seriously on playing your instrument, my advice is: Take up investment banking. You'll probably have more time to practice than most actual professional musicians. Plus, you'll be able to afford better gear. And most importantly, you won't ever have to play commodity music.

*Okay -- and blogging as work avoidance. (You see right through me.)

Growing Up

"The wrathful and reverent attitudes characteristic of youth do not seem to permit themselves any rest until they have forged men and things in such a way that these attitudes may be vented on them--after all, youth in itself has something of forgery and deception. Later, when the young soul, tortured by all kinds of disappointments, finally turns suspiciously against itself, still hot and wild, even in its suspicion and pangs of conscience--how wroth it is with itself now! how it tears itself to pieces, impatiently! how it takes revenge for its long self-delusion, just as if it had been a deliberate blindness! In this transition one punishes oneself with mistrust against one's own feelings; one tortures one's own enthusiasm with doubts; indeed, one experiences even a good conscience as a danger, as if it were a way of wrapping oneself in veils and the exhaustion of subtler honesty--and above all one takes sides, takes sides on principle, against "youth."-- Ten years later one comprehends that all this, too--was still youth."
--Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, Part Two ("The Free Spirit"), 31.

Sarcastic Pathway

This is totally plausible.

Fight the Smears

Funny.

The Pundits Do Play-by-Play

If the pundits did play-by-play on Game 1 of Lakers v. Celtics 2008:

[Some time in the 3rd quarter...]

Chadwick Maltin:...and we're back. Lakers leading the Celtics here in the 3rd quarter. It's really not looking too good for the Celtics right now, is it?

Genius

To be a genius is to be the last one standing.

(As for me, I sat down a long time ago.)

The Rest Of Us Put It On Our Blogs

"I write one page of masterpiece to ninety one pages of shit. I try to put the shit in the wastebasket."
--Ernest Hemingway