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Guy sees a girl he likes the looks of, approaches her and says, "Hey, wanna f***?" And she says, "MMmmm! Your place or mine?" And he says, "Hey -- if it's gonna be a hassle, forget it!"

(Roughly as told by Jim Holt.)

Fight the Smears

Funny.

Don't Tell Schwarzenegger

Whether John McCain is a "natural born" citizen of the United States is a hot topic these days. (Not.)

Jack Balkin uses the question as a springboard into an entertaining discussion about how text and structure illuminate the issues; turns out, under Article II, sec. 1, clause 4, no one alive today is eligible to be president of the United States!

I come to something like the opposite view.

Top Ten Most Obscure Words

I was going to provide a list of the top ten most obscure words. But that would be a little self-defeating, wouldn't it?

Dictionary Use Gone to Pot

My dad yesterday recounted a story involving a friend (of my dad's generation) who professed both unfamiliarity with the word 'cannabis' and an inability to find that word in a dictionary -- two odd bits of cognitive incapacitation that rather ironically suggest a robust familiarity with the substance in issue, if not its designation.

Anyway, this got me thinking about basic dictionary-using competence. Seems like if you weren't good at using a dictionary, you'd have a need for a reference work, say, "Dictionaries for Dummies." But then given the very incapacity in issue, you'd need another reference work for that, ostensibly "'Dictionaries for Dummies' for Dummies." And so on. This obviously leads to a pedagogically vicious regress. Turns out, then, dictionary illiteracy is irremediable.

As a corollary, it is impossible that you are comprehending this post at all.

Nice Rack

Brian Leiter posts Gerard Dworkin's "Is the Rack Torture?" It's a fine bit of satire, and a useful corrective to the pathological agnosticism about waterboarding that continues to be espoused by even "grown up" conservatives. (Strangely, the more they know, the less they know it.)

The Utility of Not Coming Into Being

The Economist's Free Exchange limns an amusing colloquy among economists about the utility of existence. Worth reading in full, but I just want to rebut this one part of FE's analysis:

Mr Mankiw avoids talk of souls and simply speaks of what may be observed. [But if admit such talk,] it is then vivid that the decision not to have the next child will leave some unlucky soul dejected and unrealised. If having a kid benefits the kid, then not having a kid harms the kid-that-might-have-been.

Of course this conclusion is not ineluctable. For instance, when Sam Kinison's parents announced to him that he was “old enough to be on [his] own," Kinison noted:

You know, before I was your little son. Before I was your baby — before I was your loan — I was a free spirit in the next stage of life. I walked in the cosmos, not imprisoned by a body of flesh, but free, in a pure body of light. There were no questions, only answers. No weaknesses, only strengths. I was light, I was truth, I was a spiritual being, I was a God!!!

But you had to F*** and bring my ass down HERE!

I didn’t ask to be born! I didn’t call and say: ‘Hey, please have me so I could work in a f***in’ Winchell’s someday!’ Now you want me to pay my own way? F*** YOU! PICK UP THE F***IN’ CHECK, MOM! PICK IT UP!

I can't be sure, of course, but I read Kinison as pretty much disagreeing with the FE's analysis.

Places New, and Ladies Too

The Enchantress and I got to talking about television shows we liked as kids. The pickin's in Barbados were slim, but one show I used to watch was "B.J. and the Bear."

It was only as I explained to TE why I used to want to be B.J. McKay (which character was played by Greg Evigan) that I realized how exquisitely preposterous the show concept was:

Well, honey, B.J. McKay was a really cool, handsome itinerant trucker who always got hot chicks and wound up involved in dramatic adventures. And he owned a chimp named "Bear."

Right...

And of course it turns out that several people have youtubed the show's intro theme and montage. ("And best of all I don't pay property tax!") It doesn't get much better than that.

Operation Raging Queen

From the San Francisco/Berkeley CBS affiliate website:

Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsquently [sic] rejected, building [a] so-called "Gay Bomb...."

[Said Sunshine Project's Edward Hammond,] "The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders [sic] to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably [sic] attractive to one another...."

The Enchantress says the guys who cooked this one up must have wound up getting a gig as writers on the Austin Powers franchise. If so, I suppose the "gay bomb" idea didn't make it into any of the films only because it was just so over-the-top.

(Via Talking Points Memo.)

Move Over Heifetz

This may be one of the most amusing things I've ever seen. (But then I'm a fledgling fiddle player, so probably biased in unhealthy ways.) Especially noteworthy are the moves from ca. 1:00-2:05. Unreal. (But real, I assure you.)